Check out the E3 trailer for the stealth action game Dark. The following video, produced to coincide with E3, offers a masterclass in how not to make a trailer, comprised as it is of vaguely positive quotes by people who haven’t played it, backed up by some truly awful music.

Despite that, hey, at least it features actual gameplay, focusing mainly on our hero John Vampire’s – sorry, Eric Bane’s various supernatural powers.