Kinect Star Wars: Destroying Your Memories, One Dance Routine At A Time

Posted on Apr 4, 2012 10:12:33 AM

Unfortunately for you, there’s more to Kinect Star Wars than just swinging lightsabers, such as this collection of our favourite horrifying dance routines. Be afraid, BE VERY AFRAID! If there’s one thing this game has taught us, it’s that nothing in the Star Wars universe is sacred. Case in point: the routines and songs from its dance mini-game.

If you think the sight of Han Solo gyrating his hips like an overexuberant schoolboy on prom night, or the image of Lando Calrissian performing the groin-thrusting “There Is No Try” move, is enough to forever tarnish your memories of Star Wars, then you clearly haven’t experienced the horror that is a group of stormtroopers singing “It’s great to be in the Empire today” to the tune of “Y.M.C.A.”

So sit back, relax, and enjoy this collection of our “favourite” dance routines from Kinect Star Wars. We accept no responsibility for any of your memories destroyed by these videos.

Kinect Star Wars: Destroying Your Memories One Dance Routine At A Time” was posted by Mark Walton on Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:12:33 -0700

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